Dr Arne is without a doubt the best dentist I have ever had the honor of knowing. Before my teeth were cleaned, I was a loser. I was a nobody. I drank, I stank, and nobody liked me. Life didn't seem worth living. I was at my wit's end.
Then everything changed.
When I got to the clinic, Lindsay was there. She told me it would be ok. As I sat down on the comfortable couch, I felt a sense of peace, tranquility- nay, nirvana- take hold of me. Kari came out a moment later- what a feeling of confidence! Such friendliness! There was nothing to fear.
As she worked on my awful, awful teeth, I had time between spitting and rinsing to reflect on the life choices that had brought me to this point. The drugs, the booze, the mafia- but as the plaque came off my teeth, so too did the file fall away from my heart. I felt clean- rejuvenated- new.
Dr. Arne then stepped into the scene. From the moment I saw him, I knew I was destined for greater things. My teeth were no longer a thing of shame or pain. Now, they were a block of marble, being slowly worked to beauty by a matter. His deft hands and properly-sterilized dental equipment made quick work of any remaining residue. For the first time in years, I could find a reason for living. My teeth were clean!
Since my cleaning, everything has gone well. I found the woman of my dreams, I got drafted by the NFL, I won the lottery, and I'm headed to the Moon on NASA's next mission. All thanks to Dr. Arne's amazing staff and personal work.
Never again will the ravages of gingivitis stop me from accomplishing my dreams! Never again will the pain of cavities hold me back! Never again will unsightly tartar buildup keep me from talking to attractive people in a variety of social settings! Never again!
Thanks Dr. Arne!!